Today, the "contingency plan dress" that I imagined I could wear to my upcoming fall wedding became available to purchase on Net-A-Porter. The astronomical price ensures that in fact only someone named JessRockefeller could afford to marry in it. And forgetting the financial aspects, the small sizes available ensure that only months and months of JessHungry could make it possible for me to whittle my body into it. Oh well!
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